The Pedonoona Chronicles ~ Part 1 ~ BTS

BTS

Bangtan Boys

Boys That Slay

Baby They Sexy

Bring Them Soon

I could go on but....I think you get the drift. 

Let's just stop a moment and breathe and think about this glorious group of boys. Boys...BOYS! Did you hear me? BOOOYS!! Do you guys know old I am? Well I am not going to tell you but I will tell you that I could be their MOTHER! And these guys are killing me. Thank GOD, I am not the only Pedonoona in the world. For awhile, I really thought someone was going to have me locked up lol.  The life of a Pedonoona is really hard. Especially if you have kids...and they are their age. FREAKING SCARY! Almost makes me sick...almost lol

Anyway back to these BOYS!

LOOK AT THEM! How can anyone NOT be attracted to them in some way? I mean they are HOT. I don't care how old they are! Now guys, when I say all this, please do not think that if I saw them in person I would be sneaking them into hotel rooms or that I fantasize about them in a sexual way. That is not the way of the Pedonoona ( well at least not THIS Pedonoona ). Just because we squeal like baby pigs at the sight of them does not make us sickos. We just enjoy beauty, and sexiness of Koreans....of ALL ages!!

My Bias. Rap Monster. Mmmm. What can I say? He is just so damn cute!! And thankfully he is a year OLDER than my OLDEST child lol but it is still creepy when you think about it. Still love him though!

Suga. He keeps trying to steal the bias spot. He needs to stop!! I actually did not like him much when they first came out but he is growing on me! To give you an idea of my age, he was born a year before I graduated High School. Let that sink in for a minute. *shivers*

J Hope. Still older than my oldest, still creepy I know but I still love him. He is the goofiest member and I LOVE LOVE LOVE his kissy lips. I know you have seen them!!

Jungkook. Man oh Man. He combines cuteness with sexiness. Look at that look he is giving you right now. Look at it!! That is not a "Hey let's play ball" look. That is a "I am going to eat you alive look!"  Sadly he is younger than oldest and close to my second oldest and that makes me sad =(

V. V has his moments. Sometimes he is extremely cute, sometimes he is just...ehh ok. He was born in the same year as my oldest but luckily he is safe. I do not favor him much.

Jimin. His body should be illegal on a 19 year old. I mean...DAYUM. 

Jin..../sigh....sorry guys but he is my least favorite and its for one reason only. His lips. They irritate me for some reason. I am a lip woman and his are a turnoff which I guess is a good thing in this whole Pedonoona thing. I am sure he is out there thanking the Gods that he is off at least ONE Pedonoona list. 

So, my fellow Pedonoonas, who out of this group is your favorite and why? Do you get a lot of crap for being a Pedonoona? You can all vent here. I have probably heard it all.

Until next time.....

누가 그래 U-Kiss

I'm seriously in love with this song. I only started listening to it recently even though their album came out in January. I've seriously had this song on repeat for a few days haha. I can't stop listening to it (kind of like my time with Hello by NUEST). I get obsessed too fast, but hey, i love it!! Lol

Anyways, the song is talking about rumors. Someone told the girl that he loves that he had another girl. He keeps trying to figure out who said that to her and why does she believe those things. To not listen to what anyone is saying that to keep their love strong. Talking about the things he did for her and why was she even doubting him. He's been there for her even when she was ill. He's on his knees begging her what else is there for him to do that he didn't cheat. 

I can feel their earnest in the song trying to show their innocence in their relationship and how much they care for her to go through all kinds of trouble to be there for her. Man, I would be so lucky if I got to date someone from U-Kiss and they only loved me. I get how someone might have doubts about someone cheating on them. It has happened to the majority of us, so why shouldn't it happen again. It's hard to find someone you love and that loves you back without that little voice in the back of your head saying "Why should you be his one and only?" 

The song is amazing and catchy. I had to listen to the song a few times before catching on what they were saying. I always like to listen to any kpop song without the lyrics first, then ENG SUB, and last the MV. SO I can understand it better and not have to focus so much on too many things at once making me not focus entirely into everything. 

I'll link the song from YouTube. 

A little about the Members of U-Kiss 

• SooHyun - Main Vocalist and Leader 
• He's 26 years old 
• His birthday was a few days ago March 11 (Happy Birthday Oppa!!) 
• He was a trainee under JYP

• Kevin - Also  Main Vocalist 
• He's 24 years old 
• His birthday is November 25th 
• He was born in California, so he's fluent in English. 

• Kiseop - Vocalist, Main Dancer 
• He's also 24 years old 
• His birthday is January 17 (4 days after Orlando Bloom's Birtdhay hehehehe) 
• He has a love for photography. 

• Hoon - Vocalist 
• He's 23 years old 
• Birthday August 16 
• He's been in Athena Goddess of War as a bodyguard 

• Eli - Main Rapper
• He's 24 years old 
• Born March 13 ( A couple of days ago, Happy Birthday Oppa) 
• He was born in LA, California

• AJ -  Rapper
• He's 24 years old 
• Born June 4th 
• He religiously carries a notebook at all times in case he needs to write lyrics

I think 4 members left and I didn't really do research as to why they did. 
Enjoy!!!